A cocky, violent anti-DOGE agitator picked a fight with the wrong guy at a protest that has since gone viral on social media.
Comedian Danny Mullen posted a video on YouTube showing his activities at a sizeable anti-Tesla demonstration in Palo Alto, California earlier this month. He showed up to the protest wearing a DOGE shirt and pro-Trump hat, seeing these individuals as perfect targets for his comedy routine.
Throughout the video, Mullen provides commentary explaining his thought process during his time in enemy territory.
At first, the protesters reacted to his presence peacefully, with most understanding that Mullen was trolling them. But things turn dark when Mullen comes face-to-face with a middle-aged bearded man who walks up to him as the comedian argues with a few agitators.
The man starts mocking Mullen with a hick accent, saying, “Sir, we have tiny d*cks, and that’s why we support this sh*t!” He slaps Mullen in the face, knocking off the comedian’s hat.
“Little b**ch!” he taunts.
Mullen cuts away from the fight footage to explain his martial arts experience. He said that at that moment, he was trying to decide how to handle the situation “artfully.”
He first decides to use equal force and slaps the grinning thug back in self-defense, but this does not deter the agitator.
“To quote King Theoden (a Lord of the Rings Character): So it begins,” Mullen says in his commentary.
The bearded man walks toward him, and the two begin grappling. Then, Mullen grabs the thug around the neck and delivers a clean, painful takedown.
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A Tesla protestor knocked the hat off a DOGE shirt-wearing counter-protestor, not realizing he had just provoked a jiu-jitsu brown belt.
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— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 30, 2025
“The hit, the ‘little b**ch, the grin, the grabbing me; it made me think he wants combat, and I better get him to the ground so I don’t get hit again,” Mullen says while explaining his perfectly defensible action. “Jiu-jitsu is based on the idea that if your opponent is standing, he can put his full body into his strike and generate enough force to knock you out.”
“But once you get him to the ground, it’s over,” he continues. “I’m a brown belt, so it’s possible one day I find myself on the ground with a black belt and get out grappled. But as a rule, people who know how to fight don’t start fights.
The Tesla protester clearly had no clue and responded to the takedown by biting Mullen. However, the experienced jit-jitsu practitioner utilized a triangle choke, a highly effective submission where the attacker uses their legs to encircle their opponent’s neck and one arm. This creates a figure-four shape and constricts blood flow to the opponent’s brain.
Tesla protesters tell Mullen to “get the f**k off” their comrade while the comedian replies “he hit me.” The bearded man lies and says, “I hit your hat, dude.”
“If you want to, you can extinguish someone’s life with a triangle,” Mullen says in his commentary. “But for a situation like this, you put the guy on timeout.”
“He’s got to put him (the bearded man) to sleep,” an anti-Tesla protester is heard saying. Others try to desperately free their helpless fellow agitator from Mullen’s grasp to no avail.
Mullen then lets the man go, saying, “I’m not going to hurt him.” He explained in his commentary that his goal was catch and release from the beginning.
You can watch Mullen’s full experience at the anti-Tesla protest below:
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